_Off the record.

don't offend the bees

21 Sep

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

(Source: vexingholmes)

21 Sep

a friendly reminder

beahbeah:

marfmellow:

that calling women of color exotic is

  • fucking racist
  • dehumanizing
  • othering
  • and not a fucking compliment

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(x)

20 Sep

princeofthewildthings:

rizelkahle:

angelicasucks:

YAAAASSSS

GOD FUCKING BLESS THIS WOMAN

preach

(Source: futomato)

20 Sep

lyrangalia:

chronic-genderbender:

FEMALE ASIAN-AMERICAN WATSON, FEMALE MORIARTY, TRANSWOMAN MRS. HUDSON

WHY IS ELEMENTARY NOT TUMBLR’S FAVORITE SHOW

Because unfortunately while Tumblr tries to talk a good game about diversity and inclusiveness, fandom is in actuality sort of shit about liking things where they can’t just be writing about two white dudes touching dicks?

20 Sep

monsters-of-purgatory:

parallelheart:

yungfeminist:

boyoatmeal:

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

(Source: uglyfun)

19 Sep

i-need-that-seat:

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.

19 Sep house-lannister-bitch:

A little gem from the ever educational Wall Street Journal

house-lannister-bitch:

A little gem from the ever educational Wall Street Journal

(Source: kurbisse-schreien)

19 Sep bonitabreezy:

rennerandcats:

darnhomosexuals:

sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point

Caitlin and I are asked if we’re sisters all the time

It took me a second to get it because at first glance I thought Mywifejen was one of those Welsh names

bonitabreezy:

rennerandcats:

darnhomosexuals:

sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point

Caitlin and I are asked if we’re sisters all the time

It took me a second to get it because at first glance I thought Mywifejen was one of those Welsh names

18 Sep

freewillisanillusion:

i guess howard couldn’t have predicted how hard the 2008 economic crysis would hit hydra

(Source: legendarystar-lord)

17 Sep

Except you can’t show a topless woman on TV - and you can’t defibrillate a woman in a bra. So victims of heart attacks on TV are always male. Did you know that a woman having a heart attack is more likely to have back or jaw pain than chest or left arm pain? I didn’t - because I’ve never seen a woman having a heart attack. I’ve been trained in CPR and Advanced First Aid by the Red Cross over 15 times in my life, the videos and booklets always have a guy and say the same thing about clutching his chest and/or bicep.

And people laugh when I tell them women are still invisible in this world.

distractedbyshinyobjects

re: feministing - for women, heart attacks look different

Things I did not know, but should.

(via elfgrove)

This is a post that might save a life. 

(via shleeping)